Introducing Dumb-Bell Cutlery, a must for people actively looking to lose weight but not prepared to stop eating. Eat yourself skinny with these 1kg knives and forks and the 2kg dessert spoon (because you only use one hand fatty). This is going to revolutionise the diet industry and that is why they are so damn expensive (and they are hand made).
We think this could be nice not only for the “fatties”, but also for the workout freaks who can’t do anything without thinking about improving their workout. Maybe they could offer some heavier ones for fighters.
Get them at The Cheeky for a total of $160 (or $70 for the dessert spoon and $120 for knife and fork)